OH SWEET BABY JESUS THERE’S A CENTIPEDE IN THE BATHROOM! OH! OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD IT’S HUGE! PAUL! PAUL COME KILL IT!
I’ve been scrolling through this all day. This Tumblr just gets me.
I was making tea early two mornings ago and put my spoon in the sink. As soon as it made a clinking noise, a giant furry...